“Removing birds from the net isn’t bad, but when samples need to be taken in a confined environment, you can feel something in your eyes and nose. It’s a bit like cutting onions – but with a nerve agent, I guess.”
I love scientists in their natural habitat.
This is… actually a thing.
It really says "Forget real estate. You can't afford it anyway."
Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing
My dad is a meteorologist and he has never once warned me about an incoming storm. My leeches, however......
https://amp.theguardian.com/news/2015/apr/19/weatherwatch-forecasting-tempest-prognosticator-storm-leech
*urgently* Lads, the leechometre is at 12 bong, I repeat, 12 bong!
"tempest prognosticator" absolutely sounds like some kind of arcane device a wizard would have lying around in his workshop
It would also probably have leeches in it.
@strawberrymilk-sunshine The Leech twins can predict th[gunshot]
Technically beastmen and merfolk could predict bad weather due to extra senses humans don't have or creepily do have. Like me being able to smell rain (other people can also do this)
smelling rain is totally a southern person thing.
i told a friend who lives in the north that i could tell it was about to storm and they asked how i knew and i was like "well, y'know. you can just smell it in the air." and they were boggled
FRRRR THEY GET SO CONFUSED
I'm like-
How did you NOT catch the difference in the smell???
IT SMELL LIKE WET OUT HERE
Are Southern Americans just a bunch of dogs...?
We're like the craziest fuckers in this country
southern americans are a different breed. don't challenge one in a fight if you arent one, you'll lose.
For those reading, not to worry. We don't need guns to destroy you 😊 I won a fight in a mental hospital against a girl with a worse temper than me, and more weight.
It wouldn't be hard for me to fold you
Can y’all use the new messaging system
hi tumblr world, at the ripe age of 24 I’ve joined for the first time. pls enjoy my doodles and clay babies.
Why are these headlines worded in a way that spotlights the zoo's "insistence" that the bears are real, instead of the people who have decided the bears are people in suits? Why is this newsworthy, anyway
college-aged obama portraying himself as bisexual in an effort to attract artsy girls is the funniest thing i’ve read all week
LIST OF MEN WHO HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO BE BISEXUAL:
another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading
im so sorry ill make it up to you
enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE
